Shes A Rebel Child karli, I have an intangible flare for the wild things in life while keeping my feet on the ground and my head in the clouds.

kellanium-the-dieselhead:

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

(Source: blue-collar-girl, via blazedbrohammad)

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

(via shelikestheboysintheband)

liftedandgiftedd:

if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

(via glitterandcamo)